Welcome to:
Seamus' Irish Jokes eZine

As Sigmund Freud said: "This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever."

Now we can find out why!

Here are some examples.

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Yesterday a 2 seater Cessna 152 crashed into an Irish cemetery.
So far to date, police have recovered 52 bodies.

Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea
pat yelled: "Mick! I lost me finger!"
"Have you now?" says Mick. "And how did you do it?"
"I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi...Damn! There goes
another one!"

O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg.
"Please, God," he implored, "let it be blood!"

Then there was the Irishman who sued the local baker for forging the Irishman's signature on a hot cross bun....

The first Irish National Steeplechase was finally abandoned.

Not one horse could get a descent footing on the cathedral roof.